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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Forget the Dress! Which Tiara Will Kate Middleton Wear? By Ted Casablanca (March 10, 2011)

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b230186_forget_dress_which_tiara_will_kate.html


"When that crown falls of your head, would you feel better off dead?" - Lunachicks
 LIKE OMIGOSH! KATE AND HER DRESS! OMIGOSH HER CROWN! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S GOING TO WEAR! LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE IF I DON'T FIND OUT! (Translation: I have no life and find fufillment stalking other people who I will never meet but pretend I know personally.)

Summary:
Ah, the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Apparently, the choice of tiara by Ms. Middleton shall reflect how she sees herself as a soon-to-be monarch, a BIG deal to the Brits. But as of now, no one knows which tiara she will be wearing. According to the British insider that was interviewed by Mr. Casablanca, Americans care about the wedding itself, were Brits care about who the Prince and his bride are as people, after the wedding.

5W's:
Who: Kate Middleton
What: Will be picking out a crown
When: For her wedding
Where: In England
Why: Because it will indicate how she sees herself as a soon-to-be monarch.

Is This Journalism?:
NO! This is not journalism. It's just some dumb report on BRITISH royals getting married. Although I understand why Brits care so much, I do not understand at all why Americans care so much. Nothing that happens to Prince William or Kate Middleton directly affects the United States of America. However, in this page of mind-numbing garbage, a tiny journalistic jewel was found. Mr. Casablanca's British insider said that Americans only focus on the wedding giving society a bit of self-education. But sadly, overall it is not journalism.

Conclusion:
CBT: Salvation: Lanuage Arts: Faith in Jesus Christ is the purpose of life.
I am so tired of hearing about this royal wedding. Every were I turn, I am subjected to hear more "news" on people I seriously don't care about. That said, it is quite distrubing when people dedicate their whole lives to get the facts on the lives of others. A paparazzi is nothing more than a stalker with a camera who is wasting away their lives to document the lives of famous people. Celebraties are the purpose of their lives, not Jesus. It is also sad when people care more about the wedding rather then the union of two individuals. If you don't believe that America is obsessed with weddings, then watch TLC's "Say 'Yes' to the Dress" and "Four Weddings" (Warning: The women on this show are very vicious and critical of eachother). Maybe that's why there is so much divorce in America, people focus so much on their wedding that they forget its true reason: Love. To sum it all up, the purpose of life if faith in Jesus Christ, not royals or weddings.